kinda wanna get laid kinda wanna sleep

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Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do

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when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes “yes, i can. why do you ask?” 

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