carsonphillips:

when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes “yes, i can. why do you ask?” 

(via amilang)

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

(Source: guy, via dysfunctional-mystery)